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Sean Demotivational Poster


I WANT A TANK -


TAGS: tank circular logic sean rl
Rating: 4.91/5

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Sean - March 30, 2014, 2:47 pm
Huh? Mis * tress? Blocked?
Sean - March 30, 2014, 2:45 pm
Oh Mo(x12) Honey, listen. It's not you, it's me ... and by that I mean you just don't do it for me. But seriously, I could never cheat on my mis*****. That'd be wrong.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 30, 2014, 8:49 am
I knew you came back for me Sean.....we're special friends. Wanna go steady?
Sean - March 30, 2014, 12:53 am
"baseball cards in the spokes" that really takes me back ... to April 7 2011 when Mooooooooooooo said it!
spacedog - March 29, 2014, 2:27 pm
A classic poster where the comments are as funny as the caption.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:51 pm
Look. All I'm saying is that when it comes to rimming, Moooooooooo is tireless. He doesn't stop till he makes it all the way home.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:46 pm
Shoot: I forgot to mention the part about taking off the seat.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:45 pm
Test #2: what is Mooooooooooooo doing when he rides his bike after it gets a flat? Rimming.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:43 pm
OK, I now believe Mooooooooooooooo's last comment.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:42 pm
Test: hunters.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 7, 2011, 5:35 pm
really?...I can't say h***ers?....Prostitutes then.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 7, 2011, 5:35 pm
Yeah, How can i sing "a bicycle built for two" while trolling for h***ers now?
Sean - April 7, 2011, 5:07 pm
Missing something from your garage, are ya?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 7, 2011, 2:08 pm
That's clearly not a tank.....I've never seen a more obvious tandem bike with tassels on the handles and Baseball cards in the spokes.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 1:27 pm
"tank rides" has some alternate meaning, like "mustache rides" or "quantitative easing." Tootles ... and you owe me for all the advice.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 1:26 pm
I can't believe that I just give such valuable advice away for free. Oh, that reminds me. Hey Reality Lord, that bankruptcy trustee I referred you to is willing to accept payment in "tank rides." But I recommend you google that just in case ...
Airman - April 7, 2011, 11:49 am
Thx all.. this one was fun
Faceplant31 - April 7, 2011, 11:11 am
Nice one Air.
forseti - April 7, 2011, 2:52 am
don't we all?!
Grim R@per - April 6, 2011, 11:11 pm
LOVE IT!!!
crankyhead - April 6, 2011, 10:18 pm
I got a tank for sale slightly used, although, it may be a howitzer, or possibly a futon.
rerun - April 6, 2011, 8:07 pm

you need a beer.
Reality Lord - April 6, 2011, 7:55 pm

I NEEEEEED A TANK!
TheOne - April 6, 2011, 5:16 pm
C-c-c-c-combo breaker!
GySgt1811 - April 6, 2011, 5:12 pm
Gee, I don't get it. That's how I got mine! (Hee Hee. 5 tanker's bars.)


WHY CAN'T I OWN A CANADIAN -


TAGS: canadian list jesus bible god sean for 25 00 sale
Rating: 4.34/5

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squiros - February 20, 2013, 11:15 am
great questions for anyone learning to read. good news buzzramjet! we ALL get to throw rocks at her! unfortunately not in USA since defer to local govt. anywhere legal, i'd gladly help out =D reply: bible reading comprehension ftw
Buzzramjet - August 11, 2012, 11:26 pm
Hilarious. That thing has been around for about 7 years or so. No one has actually been able to rebut it that I can find. And there are more. Like: I found out my wife was not a virgin when I married her, do I get the police to execute her or can I?
fred - October 18, 2010, 10:37 pm
It's funny, because it's true! :D
WhiteTiger225 - July 19, 2010, 11:13 pm
@#180344 Me thinks thou dost protest too much. Upset that your trimmed beard and hair are going to send you to hell? :p
TweedyMcSchwackerstein - June 14, 2010, 7:08 pm
half that ****'s miscontstrued, 2 lions at best...
Ed-Hyde - January 4, 2010, 11:11 am
Ron, if you really wrote that I'd LOVE to see the response.
amina - January 4, 2010, 8:39 am
Never have I been more proud of a motifaker then I am now. I must once again bow down in awe of your talent.
spacedog - December 23, 2009, 7:27 pm
Excellent Ron, 5Ls. If you're heading north, I might know where you could rent some Canadians. The maple leafs aren't doing anything much these days.
Zed - December 23, 2009, 6:23 pm
Ron, you win. 5 F'ed-up lions, dude!
CANADA - December 23, 2009, 4:17 pm
that would defiantly make them think
Derek - December 23, 2009, 3:03 pm
A inconsistency exposure of biblical proportions.
aesop's folly - December 23, 2009, 2:26 pm
5/5 for the win
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 12:39 pm
Welcome back..."who gimme 5, gimme 5, 5, gimme 5....Sold!! to the Guiness drinker in the back. Pick up your canadian on your way out, sir."
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 12:15 pm
This is f***ing beautiful, Ron! 5 bible thumping lions for you. I hope you enjoy them. Daniel did.
R.S.Jake - December 23, 2009, 12:06 pm
I got my Canadian on ebay! It came down to the last minute, but I got the winning bid!
rerun - December 23, 2009, 12:05 pm

I cannot own a Canadian because they live to far North, the purchase price would have to be offset by the travel price required to make the purchase. So far, not one dealer is willing to deal. Guess the economy is on a rebound.


ADMIT IT... - You Just Threw Up In Your Mouth a Little Bit, Didn't You, Moneypenny?




ARGUING WITH SEAN - is like wrestling a pig he's going to enjoy it and you're just going to get dirty


TAGS: sean logic
Rating: 4.83/5

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NickDahlmier - February 20, 2016, 6:18 am
Yeah, he'll enjoy it... Right up 'til the moment you slit his throat. Mmmm, bacon....
djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:03 am
Wow! I want an argument with Sean, now!!!!! xx
Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 9:07 am
too funny 5 dirty pigs
Airman - April 1, 2011, 4:09 pm
LOL
Sean - April 1, 2011, 3:42 pm
I am actually in the last frame too. But you can't see me, Airman ... I'm invisible!!!!
Sho - April 1, 2011, 3:02 pm
XD


TOO OLD TO NURSE -


TAGS: sean bottle formula
Rating: 4.84/5

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tellitlikeitis - October 15, 2011, 6:41 pm
Another cute bunnie.
Sean - October 14, 2011, 7:16 pm
Great pic. Too bad it was taken years before that fateful day arrived. So there!


ASK YOURSELF... - how can your day get any worse than a half-naked Sean Connery with a gun?


TAGS: bad day sean connery
Rating: 2.5/5

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Oldsod - November 11, 2013, 8:04 pm
Actually...he could make me watch "Zardoz" again...
Macumazahn - February 27, 2013, 7:46 pm
Hah. Give 'im a .455 Webley-Fosbury.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:22 am
Well, at least I'm in good company, then...
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 3:22 am
What funny is that I did a similar comment, with similar terrible results, on one of Rons posters.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:22 am
okay, second comment.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:21 am
I knew I should have amended that first comment with "said in a scottish accent"
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 3:21 am
Beats the hell out of using an extension cord to strap an electric mixer to himself.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:20 am
aaaaand, my previous point has been proven *facepalm*
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 3:19 am
d*** Zed, you go through them that quickly?
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:19 am
"Alex, I'll take strap-ons for $500"
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 3:18 am
LMAO Sean... I won't ask why your brain approached it from that angle.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:17 am
with a strap-on harness.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 3:17 am
Asking you to smell his gun? He doesn't have a holster.
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 3:15 am
Two power d***os?
Sean - December 5, 2009, 3:14 am
OK, I'm not really saying that there is such a thing as a "power-d***o", but if there is, a n**** Sean Connery with one would be a lot worse than most things you could imagine.
Sean - December 5, 2009, 3:05 am
A fully n**** Sean Connery with a power-d***o.


LITIGATION KITTY -


TAGS: sean trained the kitty
Rating: 4.61/5

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Airman - July 25, 2011, 6:57 pm
LOL
Sean - July 23, 2011, 9:12 pm
Good God man. That's exactly what he wants you to think. Oh you'll settle outta court if you know what's good for ya.
ICEMAN - July 23, 2011, 1:44 am
Looks more like Bookkeeper Kitty.


GHOSTWRITERS -


TAGS: sean cats ghostwriting
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 9, 2012, 2:31 am
My cat occasionally likes to poo two inches awayfrom the cat box. Heck if I know why.
mariand - September 7, 2011, 5:45 pm
lol...I wonder what has to 5ay Sean about it?


NICE SEAN - real nice


TAGS: sean god
Rating: 4.69/5

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Sean - April 29, 2011, 2:40 pm
Nooooooo, the would-be saint has to perform the miracles. I'm just tthinkin' God should be held to at least that high a test.
Airman - April 29, 2011, 11:54 am
just what we need.. Saint Sean
Sean - April 29, 2011, 11:42 am
Hey, it takes three miracles to become a saint, so I don't think I'm being unreasonble here.
Reality Lord - April 29, 2011, 7:08 am

lolz


SEAN -


TAGS: sean likes chicks
Rating: 4.36/5

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Greeny - December 9, 2014, 10:19 pm
Hi Sean
CaptainBaked - May 2, 2011, 3:05 pm
HAHA! You can always go incognito...
Sean - May 2, 2011, 2:30 pm
Oh gawddddd. I just saw this for the first time. How will my avatar ever show its face on the interwebbernets again?


CONNERY, SEAN CONNERY -




AUKWARD -


TAGS: auk for sean crankyhead
Rating: 4.74/5

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NickDahlmier - February 20, 2016, 5:56 am
You mean "waddle"!...
Sean - April 16, 2011, 8:45 pm
Exactly the point of the poster. The great auk had to forget how to fly. And did.
IllicoPresto - April 16, 2011, 8:35 pm
Funny thing is that the Great Auk shown here was flightless. And now extinct.
Sean - April 4, 2011, 7:05 pm
Love it! Still proves my point though. As no poster this good coulda been easy to make. Now penguins ... those dudes practically wollow in self-parody.
crankyhead - April 4, 2011, 6:14 pm
131627 is the point of reference. =)
Airman - April 4, 2011, 6:00 pm
this was in response to a challenge by Sean to make a poster about an Auk.. so yes, it is clever
Hawamleh - April 4, 2011, 5:59 pm
Awkward is being trolled hard, by a person who wasn't even trying.
gufbal - April 4, 2011, 5:45 pm
AWKWARD: posting a clever poster, where the main title is spelled wrong...


CAREER -


TAGS: career sean tribute roast
Rating: 4.71/5

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Sean - October 15, 2011, 7:55 pm
True story: that kid ... grew up to be a research scientist, specializing in finding new ways to test things on animals. Guess which kinds of animals?
tellitlikeitis - October 15, 2011, 6:40 pm
Perfect.
Sean - October 14, 2011, 1:04 pm
Ah yes. The day I found out that my hatred of kids cannot be overcome by vast quantities of alcohol. Thanks for dredging that up all over again, rerun.
mariand - October 13, 2011, 9:09 pm
LOL...I don't believe ya


MEANWHILE - Somewhere in Canada


TAGS: sean bunny suit
Rating: 4.79/5

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Reality Lord - August 4, 2011, 7:22 pm

thi5 i5 epic
Sean - August 4, 2011, 11:36 am
I FN$%^&#@@*&%!!!! KNEW IT!!!! All it takes is one jerk in a bunny suit to ruin it for the rest of us. And Airman to rub it in! Fuuuuuuuudge.
rerun - August 3, 2011, 7:29 pm

Man, I would hate to be online when Sean finds out


SEAN IS MAD -


TAGS: sean protest sign
Rating: 4.71/5

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DrSynth - April 18, 2011, 11:54 pm
even if only special ed
Sean - April 15, 2011, 12:07 pm
Unbunch you underoos, dude. That was a rant, meant in part to amuse. I mean the tsunami me***hor was golden. *snickers*
culos - April 15, 2011, 8:15 am
perhaps they should be guided to MAD? I'm with Sean, this has become GrannyFake but MAD still is a very lonely place
rerun - April 15, 2011, 6:54 am

we all started off as noobs. I am sorry you think this is turning into grannyfake, maybe you could lend a hand to some of the noobs and guide them.
CaptainBaked - April 15, 2011, 6:25 am
Sean... you're special...
Sean - April 14, 2011, 11:39 pm
*continue to piss That is all. Be off with you now.
Sean - April 14, 2011, 11:28 pm
continue to advance the geriatric trajectory of this once funny site in spite of my rants against their humorless offerings. But with beer as my ammo I shall continue the piss against the tsunami of "hurray for everything nice."
Sean - April 14, 2011, 11:24 pm
For the record, I happen to harbor few delusions regarding the efficacy of my advanced case of miffitude. After all, the gaggle of n00bs who seem determined to turn MotiFake into GrannyFake with Ned Flanders approved posters, will no doubt ...
Sean - April 14, 2011, 9:18 pm
Yese ite is. 5e.
marlygirl - April 14, 2011, 6:57 pm
lol. "made" it almost makes it even funnier. Love the poster.
Airman - April 14, 2011, 6:51 pm
isn't that how it is spelled in Canadian?
TheOne - April 14, 2011, 6:49 pm
Yeah I've seen...
Sean - April 14, 2011, 6:47 pm
Just be careful. It can be habit forming.
TheOne - April 14, 2011, 6:45 pm
Sorry that was the first time i "nazied"
Sean - April 14, 2011, 6:29 pm
But of course I meant that in the nicest possible way.
Sean - April 14, 2011, 6:27 pm
And suddenly a new idiot has come to the fore. Letting me off the hook for now.
TheOne - April 14, 2011, 6:22 pm
Fail :"mad".


BORN AGAIN CAT -




KNOCK KNOCK -


TAGS: late night sean moooooooo
Rating: 4.75/5

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Sho - April 23, 2011, 1:02 pm
Lmfao
Sean - April 22, 2011, 8:31 pm
That's hilarious. And that's our Mooooooooooooooooooo, folks. He ain't heavy, he's my bother. (And no, that's NOT a typo.)
Faceplant31 - April 22, 2011, 4:28 pm
Now that's fu.cking funny!
Bull - April 22, 2011, 12:04 pm
HAHAHA!!!! I think I peed a little!!!
Greeny - April 22, 2011, 11:13 am
Some of my pancakes came out my nose


POKER NIGHT AT SEANS -


TAGS: sean cats poker
Rating: 5/5

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Verdeckt - August 30, 2011, 10:56 pm
I thought only dog5 played poker
ICEMAN - August 30, 2011, 9:47 pm
Got any 5's? Go fish.


SEAN FRAKKIN' CONNERY - Daniel Who? Pierce Who? THERE IS ONLY THE CONNERY!!


TAGS: sean connery 007 james bond
Rating: 3.47/5

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Woody - July 21, 2009, 10:31 pm
And the wars never ends.
Jmac0585 - June 15, 2009, 3:33 pm
The day is mine, Trebek!


ROGUE MOTORCYCLE GANGS - since Sean joined the Canadian Whiskey Riders, their degree of badass has risen sharply


TAGS: sean
Rating: 4.5/5

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Sean - July 22, 2010, 7:35 pm
Yeah, eh. And don't you dudes forget it, eh.
angelous - July 22, 2010, 3:45 pm
LOL


IT TOOK A LITER OF BUSHMILLS TO GET THIS -




COMMUNICATION... MY FINAL CHAPTER -


TAGS: culos sean
Rating: 4.83/5

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5150monkeylove - November 30, 2010, 11:13 pm
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY TAGS?


ULTIMATE NIGHTMARE -




INSTITUTIONALIZED -


TAGS: sean tribute jailhouse blues
Rating: 4.33/5

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Sean - December 6, 2010, 3:56 pm
A deftly subtle reference to the ol' kiss a rabbit between the ears joke, hey? Brilliant ... THAT joke I mean. This poster? Meh. Nawwwww. Pretty d***ed funny. I may even have to sue. Tootles.
jkscott21964 - December 6, 2010, 2:17 pm
awesome!


MORE COMMUNICATION -




THAT'S JUST LIKE A REDNECK -


TAGS: with all due respect to sean connery untouchables misquote
Rating: 4.42/5

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mucwhore - August 16, 2011, 7:36 pm
And he didn't bring him.
mucwhore - August 16, 2011, 7:35 pm
It's not a woman. It's his son.
Faceplant31 - June 1, 2010, 11:51 am
Nice. 5 Human shields for you!


PANGUR BAN -


TAGS: an 8th century old irish poem for sean
Rating: 4.4/5

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Sean - May 11, 2010, 11:55 am
This is beautiful, Harr. But who banned Pungur? Was it Aggy? Bet it was Aggy. He's been a little ban-happy lately. 5.


IS DRUXY A WORD? -




YOUVE GOT TO UNDERSTAND -




WORRY - don't. your tied to Sean Connery.


TAGS: sean will save the day
Rating: 3.47/5

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GreyScorpion - May 13, 2010, 8:45 am
I better go put my other eye in, I missed it. :(
MO - May 13, 2010, 8:40 am
Nazi here! Can I get a Nazi here? 1L It should be purdy hard to jack up a one line poster......meh.
forseti - May 13, 2010, 8:36 am
isn't that culos with his son seizing the family discount at Lady Grace's?!?


ON THE RIGHT -


TAGS: sean connery immortal last crusade
Rating: 3.3/5

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Zed - October 6, 2009, 9:14 pm
And Keith Richard and ***k Clark are undead (Clark's in hiding to throw off the Vampire Hunters)


HELP AT MOTINET -




SENIOR PROM -




YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY... -


TAGS: foxholes sean
Rating: 3.63/5

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Sean - February 19, 2009, 4:20 pm
You're a nut, Ron, but I mean that in the nicest possible way. Hilarious.
RONSART - February 18, 2009, 4:33 pm
ur statements always a genius remark...lol


I SEE -


TAGS: that is not natural sean
Rating: 3.5/5

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BoneCD - July 25, 2009, 7:25 am
Na...just board
Arrogant Knight - July 25, 2009, 7:24 am
Lookin' for votes, Bone? ;)
BoneCD - July 25, 2009, 7:14 am
Is that a bedroom cat?
BoneCD - July 21, 2009, 7:35 am
Thanks Haar! And TTH...I guess variety is the spice of life!
Haarakkon - July 21, 2009, 7:27 am
Excellent, Bone. 5+++!!!
TheTrashHeap - July 20, 2009, 11:38 pm
Sean has many Cats, cause he likes variety!


SEAN - Expert Trainer of the Ground Squirrel "They'll f*ck you up!"


TAGS: sean
Rating: 3.17/5

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Sean - May 9, 2011, 10:31 pm
To look into the eyes of this private is to see death itself staring back at you. *wipes tear* I'm just so proud.


DONT MESS WITH SEAN CONNERY -




SEAN - There is only one path to Heaven. On earth, we call it Love. For Sean, it would probably work if we just sent him to the Playboy mansion




WORK FROM HOME JOBS -


TAGS: sean rabbit job
Rating: 4.57/5

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NumberXIII - September 12, 2011, 11:36 am
I told them he'd have bad luck, and look what happened...


COMMUNICATION - When you broke the key and the marriage went horribly wrong (Free after Sean's epic 122003)


TAGS: culos ex communication ex wife sean 122003
Rating: 4.45/5

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5150monkeylove - November 29, 2010, 3:32 pm
this could be an epic series


FATHERHOOD -


TAGS: just trying my hand at a sean style poster
Rating: 3.83/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 3:59 am
Wow that is f*cked up!
Reality Lord - June 21, 2010, 9:37 pm

one of my all time favs.
rerun - February 10, 2010, 12:34 pm

erock, Briton is no longer part of the family here at Motifake. I am sure he would appreciate your post.
erock - February 10, 2010, 12:26 pm
Briton, this poster is awesome 5L
TheTrashHeap - February 7, 2010, 6:39 pm
That is the most APT question I have ever seen on motifake!
moRR - February 7, 2010, 6:12 pm
is this actually a woman or not? O_-
Briton of Rose - October 22, 2009, 3:50 am
Thank you, gentlemen, for your kind words.
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:23 pm
again, Brilliant
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:23 pm
BoR makes some great stuff!
Treehodger - October 21, 2009, 11:22 pm
holy hell. epic win. 5 lions.
Derek - September 30, 2009, 12:03 am
Fantastic.
agdaniele - September 2, 2009, 2:16 am
This is genius.
Sean - August 26, 2009, 11:53 pm
Or keep doing really good ones like this so I don't feel like such a freak. Tootles.
Sean - August 26, 2009, 11:33 pm
This is great. I love it. Excellent timing on the punchline. I didn't see it coming. Very nice. Now quit copying me! Find your own thing!
CANADA - August 18, 2009, 8:21 am
h**


PATHETIC - Don't worry, Just when you think your pathetic, remember. There's Sean.


TAGS: sean pathedic
Rating: 2.78/5

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ZOMGHACKS - January 2, 2009, 10:36 am
Sean, I find your comment very shallow and pedantic.
Sean - December 1, 2008, 7:55 pm
Typing "your" when you should be typing "you're" -- now that's pathetic. Sheesh.
lucy - July 17, 2008, 9:19 pm
d*** that kids h**. Whats his myspace?


ORIGINAL - The one and only James bond


TAGS: james bond sean connery pierce brosnan
Rating: 2.35/5

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Chopperliscious - May 1, 2009, 6:43 pm
Oh for f*** sake - here http://homepages.woosh.co.nz/davross/demotivators/ happy now???
Guest - May 1, 2009, 11:11 am
cropping over my picture eh?..and Connery was not the original,so get your facts straight first.
Chopperliscious - May 1, 2009, 12:50 am
Ohhh. Really? ****. Fail. Epic Fail. Sigh.
BuZZbomb - April 30, 2009, 11:57 pm
He was in fact, not, the first to play Bond on film. Actor Barry Nelson(American) played him on film in a 1954 version of 'Casino Royale' for the "Climax Mystery Theatre"
Canuck - April 30, 2009, 11:45 pm
I think he was the first to play bond on film was he not?
BoneCD - April 30, 2009, 11:38 pm
Connery was not the original


FEED YOUR HEAD -




SEANS SECRET WEAPON -




S.E.A.N. -


TAGS: roast assignment sean acronym
Rating: 4.33/5

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Sean - June 3, 2010, 5:27 pm
Nice. And I admit it, I need to work on my parallel parking.


FAIR WARNING -




WHEN LOGIC AND SEAN FIRST MET -




BECAUSE... - Sean and Canada are tougher than they look, eh.


TAGS: sean canada canadian slavery
Rating: 3.86/5

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agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 12:44 pm
5L - a great batch of motifakes, jmac!!
BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 4:55 pm
Looky there another 5


SEAN -


TAGS: tribute to sean
Rating: 3.47/5

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spacedog - October 16, 2009, 12:54 pm
His periodicals, offspring or internal conflicts? Okay, okay. I'll help him with his paper route. Those friday papers are heavy.
Sean - October 16, 2009, 12:08 pm
That's beautiful. *sniff sniff* Now stop humping Mooooooooooooooooooooooo's leg. Yer not helping him with his issues, ya know?
Zed - October 16, 2009, 12:55 am
I thought Sean would have a red lightsaber...
agdaniele - October 16, 2009, 12:38 am
LOL - Motifake's own HeNe. 5L


AIR QUOTES -


TAGS: sean connery never met my moms k
Rating: 2.65/5

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Sean - October 17, 2009, 1:23 am
If this tractor's a rockin' there's at least one sheep on board.
rockntractor - October 17, 2009, 1:08 am
I'm glad you have found something to do that keeps you home!
agdaniele - October 12, 2009, 3:07 am
...and this is HILARIOUS!
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:23 pm
Hey, Bart. Palin never stated she could see Russia from her house, that was SNL. She stated you can see Russia from an island in Alaska. Just want you to have facts, so you're not considered another blind hater spreading lies, bud.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 1:19 am
Really? You're going to give me a car? I would have settled for a credit card number.
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 1:14 am
High comment count = dodge viper.
Sean - September 19, 2009, 1:08 am
Of course it goes up to 11 ... so over-all, she remained in my good graces.
Sean - September 19, 2009, 1:08 am
I swear, Cindy McCain dropped 2 and a half points on my internal ****-O-Meter when I saw her talk that very talking point during an interview shortly after Palin got to nod.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 1:06 am
I hate typos, but at least they bring up my comment count.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 1:05 am
can *see* Russia
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 1:04 am
Dude, I'd be careful if I were you. She could be watching right now, from a helicopter, lining up her sh**. You know she's got great eyesight, too, because she can Russia from her house.
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 1:02 am
How does a pro-lifer work at an Arby's?
Sean - September 19, 2009, 1:00 am
But of course she's more qualified to manage that Arby's than the Potus!
Sean - September 19, 2009, 12:59 am
And even he thinks Palin's unfit to manage an Arby's.
Sean - September 19, 2009, 12:58 am
And teach that dumbass how ta use a rubber while yer at it ... so's we don't have to mobilize on that idjit's behalf agin.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 12:48 am
I am a proud member of the Anti-Sh**gun Wedding Coalition. FREE LEVI!!!
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 19, 2009, 12:46 am
has*
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 19, 2009, 12:45 am
True, WTFO. In fact I beter not even mention that Beck as a young daughter cause look what the left loons did to Palin's family.
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 11:57 pm
Don't waste the typing, PKP. I provided the video and still no logic set in. He drove the Van Jones story, the ACORN story, he continues on and all the left has are personal attacks vs disproving any of his reports. Attack when your position is that weak.
Sean - September 18, 2009, 11:56 pm
Nope, this fat chick weeps an honest tear. Bet you do too.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 18, 2009, 11:53 pm
Really, I'm beginning to see the "he's out for profit" argument as equally as invalid as the "they're racist" argument for anti Obama protesters. I think they guy truly cares about America; you can't fake the tears when he talks about his daughter.
Sean - September 16, 2009, 5:51 pm
Oh, that could mean we're related on my mother's side.
Lex - September 16, 2009, 5:48 pm
That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! - Tim
Sean - September 16, 2009, 3:02 pm
And my memory of the footage is correct: I remember him saying earnestly and in all seriousness: we can't debunk them (meaning at that time, back in March).
Sean - September 16, 2009, 2:53 pm
and profit. My hero.
Sean - September 16, 2009, 2:53 pm
Great, the story Glenn Beck first presented to Fox viewers back in March, looking all wide-eued and concerned, footage which I saw myself, he has finally decided to "debunk". He gave the story legs and then he taketh them away. Fearmongering for fun
WTFO - September 15, 2009, 11:39 pm
Here's your answer in his own words. I told you that you need to change your sources because they are full of lies about consrvatives: http://www.freedomslighthouse.com/2009/04/glenn-beck-debunks-fema-concentration.html
Sean - September 15, 2009, 6:42 pm
So the Fema concentration camps for Conservatives are still pending?
WTFO - September 15, 2009, 6:37 pm
Can anyone disprove any of his statements? He was right on Van Jones and other czars. Nobody can disprove his statements so you attack him personnally. It must be sad to not have any facts on your side.
Rolls Eyes - September 15, 2009, 10:19 am
Yawn...
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:36 am
Everyone there is fairly unbalanced.
darkangel98s - September 14, 2009, 11:22 pm
nope. Gotta love Foxy ***bs.
MrRandom - September 14, 2009, 11:04 pm
Gotta love Fox News


Bunnie nite at the bar -


TAGS: sean cameo
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - April 20, 2014, 11:25 pm

I have the anime version of that one!
EmilioDumphque - April 20, 2014, 4:41 pm
But my blow-up doll is the Love Ewe™.
Sho - April 20, 2014, 4:11 pm
Lmao xD
Greeny - April 20, 2014, 4:03 pm
lol!


Motifake Headquarters Breakroom -




damn zipper -


TAGS: sean speak
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - March 29, 2014, 2:33 pm
Aaaaahhhh! You meant the handle thingy for the zipper... yeah...that's what I meant too...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 27, 2014, 11:38 am
I hate it when the zipper turns around when that happens, jams my b@ll$. True story.
Sean - March 24, 2014, 9:44 pm
Agreed, only vaguely amusing the first time. *sigh*
Sean - March 24, 2014, 9:43 pm
Or, CONSIDER IT a potential defence to a public indecency charge.
Sean - March 24, 2014, 9:43 pm
Or, CONSIDER IT a potential defence to a public indecency charge.
Airman - March 24, 2014, 7:29 pm
to long .. the dentures will slip
Greeny - March 24, 2014, 7:29 pm
God I hate it when they do that - pliers are so dang dangerous
Sean - March 24, 2014, 6:29 pm
Yeah! Because "zoppertunity" would sound silly.
spacedog - March 24, 2014, 6:02 pm
*couldn't*
spacedog - March 24, 2014, 6:01 pm
Ha! I thought old guys tied a string to it so they could lose it.
GaryO - March 24, 2014, 7:04 am
Heh, Mr Rogers……….’let’s take off our sweaters, shall we? and our shoes, there we go….now, about those little pants of yours….’
Greeny - March 24, 2014, 5:33 am
Good Golly - it's startin' to sound like Mr. Roger's neighborhood around here
lgvernon - March 24, 2014, 12:10 am

And it always, ALWAYS happens when you're already late. Great to 'see' you here, buddy!


CONUNDRUM -


TAGS: sean cats
Rating: 4.9/5

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Sean - December 1, 2010, 1:37 pm
That's freakni' hilarious. And only time, and maybe some horse tranquilizers, will tell ....
agdaniele - November 30, 2010, 7:21 pm
Precious. 5L


SO WE MEET AGAIN -


TAGS: sean connery snl
Rating: 4.9/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - August 20, 2011, 3:02 pm
i don't think trebekski is an actual russian last name. they usually end in -ov -ih and -ikh
LogicDude - November 16, 2010, 7:04 pm
What do you and a mallard with a cold have in common? One's a sick duck; I forget the rest but your Mother's a wh***!


COMMUNICATION -




SURVIVAL -




SEAN -




THE LUNCHROOM -




COMMUNICATION - When you need to get used to paying alimony (see also 122003 and 122436)




SEAN -


TAGS: greatness lonliness warped sean peewee
Rating: 4.69/5

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CANADA - November 24, 2010, 11:55 pm
HA!
Airman - November 24, 2010, 1:06 pm
LOL
Cubbybear - November 24, 2010, 9:48 am
Pee Wee FTW!
GreyScorpion - November 24, 2010, 8:43 am
5 Big Adventures


TENACIOUS -


TAGS: sean tribute kibble
Rating: 4.67/5

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GreyScorpion - June 5, 2010, 8:44 pm
kibble and t!ts!! mmmm,, 5L


SEAN -




VACATION BIBLE SCHOOL -


TAGS: sean god test
Rating: 4.58/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - June 21, 2011, 8:47 pm
I circled the animal5


SYMBOLISM OF DREAMS -


TAGS: dreams sean
Rating: 4.53/5

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FatherTyme - June 27, 2011, 3:34 pm
Follow the white rabbit...


thursday -


TAGS: sean can explain this
Rating: 4.5/5

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Sean - March 27, 2014, 9:41 pm
Not my house, obviously. Look at the screens! Not one of them caught lookin' at the pernergerfy?!? Not bloody likely.
Greeny - March 27, 2014, 5:35 am
Well Sean?


HIGHLANDER II -


TAGS: highlander sean connery oxymoron
Rating: 4.5/5

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Swampfox - August 21, 2013, 1:22 pm
There can be only... Uh, wait a minute!


THEY WERE THERE TO HEAR IT -




Easter Fun -




NAPS -


TAGS: sean cats
Rating: 4.44/5

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agdaniele - March 25, 2011, 8:33 pm
LOL!


JOY BUZZERS -


TAGS: sneaky toys sean
Rating: 4.42/5

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Sean - May 2, 2011, 2:40 pm
I buy them in bulk ... who am I kidding? *sigh* Hey! Any a yous want a free joy buzzer? I bought ten and I still have a few, or 8, left.


Rehash -




SEAN -


TAGS: its seans day aint we lucky
Rating: 4.31/5

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ICEMAN - April 5, 2011, 8:04 pm
I calls em' as I sees em'. ; )
Sean - April 5, 2011, 5:48 pm
And really? "****load" ... that's the word you went with?
Sean - April 5, 2011, 5:47 pm
Let my people GOOOO!!!!!


MAKE A JAZZ NOISE HERE -




YOU HAVE TO BE THE BEST AT SOMETHING -


TAGS: sean
Rating: 4.23/5

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Sean - October 15, 2011, 7:48 pm
you can. My narrow vision is probably just that: narrow. Take it easy.
Sean - October 15, 2011, 7:48 pm
Clarification: this venting on my parts sounds as if I have the inside track on what MF was, is, or was intended to be. I'm just a longtime user of the cite and the views expressed, kinda arrogantly I agree, are entirely my own. Enjoy the cite any way
Sean - October 14, 2011, 3:35 pm
I don't think the choices available are quite that narrow. But I'll tell you one that ain't on the list: marsupial! Hope that helps.
sniperslayer95 - October 14, 2011, 2:24 pm
winner or loser you decide
Sean - October 12, 2011, 11:39 pm
*2
Sean - October 12, 2011, 11:31 pm
where. In spite of my MotiFake mandated sensitivity, this genuine MotiPatriotism on my part sometimes invites some blowback. And that seems to be where were at at the moment. Makes me a tad nostalgic. Good times. Hope that helps.
Sean - October 12, 2011, 11:28 pm
So when someone who should know and do better, posts something that my grandmother would like, I may deign to call them on it. You know, politely suggest to them that they grapple with the pros and cons of their pending gender reasignment surgery else-
Sean - October 12, 2011, 11:25 pm
kinda made me gag a little and overuse a parenthesis). And there are two ways to lampoon said saccharine offerings. One is to use humor in a biting or jarring way. The other is to be really really depressing. Motivating the beholder to end if all.
Sean - October 12, 2011, 11:22 pm
Ok, maybe that was a bit terse. So let me start over. Long story shorter: there seem to be times when folks forget what MotiFake is about: satirizing those really annoying posters that form a part of corporate culture (seeing those 3 words back to back)
tellitlikeitis - October 12, 2011, 10:58 pm
Right you are sir.
Sean - October 12, 2011, 10:53 pm
Yes, which is why we are doing it in front of everyone. So please avert your gaze already.
tellitlikeitis - October 12, 2011, 10:43 pm
Is this a private forum?
ICEMAN - October 12, 2011, 8:43 pm
Don't tell the hall monitor.
Sean - October 12, 2011, 8:30 pm
Whatta you ... in junior high?
ICEMAN - October 12, 2011, 8:24 pm
Dweeb? ; )
Sean - October 12, 2011, 4:21 pm
Ah shucks. You shouldn't have. Now run along and hold hands with yer dad!!!!


DO YOU BELIEVE? -




EVERLASTING -


TAGS: sean of the dead
Rating: 4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 29, 2009, 10:25 am
Hellllooooo? Moderators?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 29, 2009, 10:25 am
Hey Tosser....the last time I f***ed your Grandmother there was this terrible smell....I almost gagged.....but the b**** takes it in the a**...what can i say?
tosser - December 29, 2009, 10:22 am
No. Sorry. You'll have to castrate yourself now. Please chop off your painfully small pengina right now.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - December 29, 2009, 12:25 am
BBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! Briiillliiiaaaannntt!!!LMAO 5 poodles
HtD - December 28, 2009, 10:35 pm
Can I just say one more thing? I'm not gonna say, you know, there's plenty more fish in the sea. I'm not going to say if you love her let her go. And I'm not going to bombard you with cliches. But what I will say is this... It's not the end of the world.
sickartist - December 28, 2009, 10:26 pm
Great movie 5L


MOTIFAKER OF THE YEAR 2009 -


TAGS: motifake sean adwards deserved motivational ronsart
Rating: 4/5

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HtD - December 25, 2009, 3:58 am
You had my vote.
Cubbybear - December 25, 2009, 2:24 am
Well deserved. Quality not quantity counts
Sean - December 25, 2009, 1:04 am
Uhm, Ron, I don't have any sisters, only one cross-dressing broth- Oh, nevermind. *hums the tune The Crying Game*
Sean - December 25, 2009, 1:02 am
The Golden Plunger, or what's lovingly referred to in the business as a "Plungie." I'm all choked up. Yer the goochiest, Ron. *wipes tear from eye* I'm not worth- Hey! That jerk over there is not clapping ... Security!
ronsart - December 25, 2009, 12:57 am
...appreciate your skill and talent of humor in making...and your sister is good in bed.


SEAN - He Isn't Really Missing He's Picking Up His Mail Order Bride


TAGS: sean tribute
Rating: 4/5

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BoneCD - February 12, 2010, 9:19 pm
Moscow rabbit no doubt
rerun - February 12, 2010, 9:17 pm

assuming Sean is Male, he mailed off for his bride, so mail is the word.
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 9:16 pm
Mail? Male? Mail.


SEAN'S SELF-HELP GUIDES - always so thoroughly researched




S E A N - He is unhappy that Sean day is over... Very unhappy...


TAGS: sean day donnie darko
Rating: 3.69/5

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Airman - June 15, 2010, 1:34 pm
it says Donnie Darko in the tags..
Fritz0817 - June 15, 2010, 1:26 pm
thats a cool movie, but cant remember the name.
Zealot - June 15, 2010, 8:00 am
what was that movie


FAMILY REUNIONS -


TAGS: so what they say is true eh sean
Rating: 3.67/5

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Sean - September 16, 2009, 4:05 pm
Great, another family re-union and I wasn't invited. And I already don't know half of them people. Cool.
LogicDude - September 16, 2009, 2:18 pm
It actually doubled in the time it took to develop the picture... 2.5 Lions...which quickly doubled to 5.
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 11:56 am
....and the family will have doubled by then!


CHEST HAIR -


TAGS: chest hair sean chuck norris god
Rating: 3.62/5

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Sean - October 11, 2009, 8:23 pm
Joke's on you, RONsky. I don't have sister, only a broth-- Oh GOD!!!


SEAN’S T-SHIRTS -


TAGS: sean t shirts christians
Rating: 3.52/5

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Sean - June 25, 2009, 4:32 pm
Love it RON. And the dude was probably ratted out by an agnostic!
Haarakkon - June 21, 2009, 11:37 pm
Very nice. The militant wing of the SA strikes yet again.
RON - June 21, 2009, 11:19 pm
ATHEISM...You,re not a true atheist unless you have a recurring dream in which you are about to be kicked to death by Christians.


JESUS IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON - Poor Sean, Once again got his Holidays confused


TAGS: sean
Rating: 3.46/5

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rerun - January 11, 2010, 8:42 pm

only if you gave it to him
lightquake - January 11, 2010, 8:33 pm
At least he got that BB gun he'd been asking for.


IN MOTIFAKE HEAVEN -


TAGS: sean motifake heaven jesus motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.41/5

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Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 3:22 am
By the way, 5/5. Great poster, Ron, as usual.
Bartimaeus - November 22, 2009, 3:21 am
Well, he gave me sight. He mustn't hate the long ones too much.
Derek - November 22, 2009, 3:16 am
In the latter half of the bible God does seem to favour short names.
Airman - November 20, 2009, 5:52 pm
just amazing
BoneCD - November 20, 2009, 5:42 pm
I know you have years of practice...but I wish I could do that. 5 poodles!
ronsart - November 20, 2009, 5:23 pm
LOL @Mr. GreyScorpion...just one of the horn blowers...lol
GreyScorpion - November 20, 2009, 4:58 pm
he may sitteth on the right hand, but he who created this motifake, is God


LIVING IN CANADA - Sean's house: left-1954, right-2009 It must be nice being able to avoid the rat race. Not to mention the human race.


TAGS: the more things change the more sean whines about it in his motifakes
Rating: 3.39/5

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DudefromOz - February 10, 2010, 7:22 pm
I'm sure the tree branches also were stuck in this timewarp... as they have not changed shape, direction or size in 55 years.. f***ing amazing.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - October 6, 2009, 12:23 am
5 Lions with fierce roars and huge nards! Great one, Briton!


THE SAVAGE BREAST -


TAGS: credit goes to sean i m just a vessel who wanted to go with girls girls girls
Rating: 3.28/5

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MO - July 22, 2009, 9:17 pm
I heard there was going to be a guest appearance from.....the bre***y Boys...
agdaniele - June 25, 2009, 7:51 pm
Sean's the leader of the pachyderms. How's that?
Sean - June 25, 2009, 7:50 pm
I bribe ONE little elephant to play ONE little song, and now all of a sudden I'm somehow an arsonist. Not fair.
Arrogant Knight - June 25, 2009, 2:30 am
Goddammit, ag, TAKE THE CREDIT!!!
moooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 1:03 am
I've heard of epic bre***, but never savage bre***. 5 Lions anyways.


A THINKING MAN’S MOTIFAKER -


TAGS: motifaker sean is awesome
Rating: 3.26/5

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Sean - April 12, 2009, 1:25 pm
5 choked up foofy poodles from me, of course *wipes tear, promises self will not cry, dammit* Love it. Thanks.


CANADIAN RED -


TAGS: canadian red sean is the man
Rating: 3.13/5

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agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 9:09 pm
Especially a red pencil...
Sean - June 27, 2009, 9:05 pm
*aside* and if she'll take a cheque written in pencil, she's keeper.
Sean - June 27, 2009, 9:04 pm
That's funny, RON. But I think you've been around long enough to know that it's not the size of the pencil that matters most, it's the size of the cheque you can write with it.


THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS -


TAGS: christmas in october really sean
Rating: 3.1/5

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Derek - November 1, 2009, 3:17 am
You get Christmas on Easter?
Sean - October 31, 2009, 4:25 pm
Ouch!


WHAT MATTERS -


TAGS: what matters sean has a super magicial wand
Rating: 3/5

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aesop's folly - October 28, 2009, 8:17 pm
petrificus totalus
MO - August 16, 2009, 7:14 pm
Accio b***ons!!


SEAN AND MOOOOOOOOOOO - Another Friday night. Or Saturday night. Or Monday afternoon. Actually, any time they're simply conscious.


TAGS: bob doug sean mooooooo beer
Rating: 2.94/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 7:30 pm
I have no choice. I'm at work......but not for long!
Sean - August 24, 2009, 7:18 pm
Imagine that, we're both conscious at the same time. What are the odds?
LogicDude - August 24, 2009, 1:46 pm
Kooo-loo-koo-loo-koo-loo-koo-kooooooo!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 10:39 am
Or semi conscious, As it were. 5


SEAN -




GREAT WHITE HAIKU -




OUR GIFT TO SEAN FOR CHRISTMAS - Just wish we could see his face when he opens it




CHANNELING ELVIS -


TAGS: the chipmunks come to me in seances
Rating: 2.33/5


MUSHROOMS OVER CHICAGO - "North Star's mental beatreel contains images of a mushroom. . .over. . Chicago"- Sean




PARADISE BY THE DASHBOARD LIGHTS -




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